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"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."
Friday, December 9th 2005, 10:34am

I wanted to write something here about John Lennon yesterday, on the 25th anniversary of his death, but marking the death of those we seek to celebrate seems like an odd practice. We're only interested in celebrating people's birth when they're alive. It's kind of backward really, but considering how we elevate influential people to mythical status after their deaths, and conveniently gloss over anything unpleasant they might have done, I suppose it's understandable.

I can't help but compare John Lennon to another populist musical icon, Bob Marley. Though their messages were different in some ways - Marley, like most of the Reggae musicians of the 70's, was more about justice than peace - they both had a tremendous positive impact on huge numbers of people around the world.

Unfortunately, I don't get the feeling that Lennon is gaining in popularity and legend the longer he's gone. Younger people don't seem to embrace his music the way many of them do Marley's, but that may just be the result of the Marley family's relentless PR and marketing machine. As much as some people derided and disliked Yoko Ono during Lennon's life, she has been very careful about protecting his legacy and sparing us hundreds of LENNON T-shirts and lunchboxes. I, for one, thank her for that. Musical fashion is fickle anyway, and I fully expect to see a resurgence of appreciation for Lennon's music at some point.

John Lennon

One thing I find very interesting is that like Marley, Lennon was not raised, for the most part, by his parents. You have to wonder if that had anything to do with their peace and justice world views. The fact that as a child your parents are your world, and that your personality is pretty much fully formed by the time you're seven years old is undeniable. Removing someone from their parents has a profound effect on them, and both Marley and Lennon were angry troublemakers early in life, and eventually rejected traditional society, religion and politics, denouncing them as tools of oppression.

Both men also died long before they had to, which is what makes their memories so bittersweet. But very few people can lay claim to such a far reaching positive influence, and for that, neither should ever be forgotten.

on Tuesday, December 13th 2005 at 12:09am, brandon G said:
I recently learned to really appreciate John Lennon. The thing that really gets me about him is the fact that if the magic wasn't there and he didn't feel inspired, then he would just stop until the magic was back. I think that is the mark of a true artist. Everyone else just forces out heartless crap when their creative fuels are spent, but John Lennon didn?t let that happen.

on Monday, December 19th 2005 at 4:23pm, mjp said:
You're right, waiting for the well to fill back up when nothing is coming down the wire is the mark of a true artist. Or at least a great artist (or a great writer, photographer...).

on Tuesday, December 20th 2005 at 9:49am, melissa sue said:
hey, i thought that just meant i was lazy. maybe i'll stop beating myself up about it now...

no wait, i am just lazy. damn.

on Wednesday, January 4th 2006 at 9:43am, chosha said:
I agree brandon - I didn't appreciate John Lennon until the last few years. To be honest I think Yoko just turned me off. I know they did some good PR for world peace, but to me John Lennon was a hell of a lot weirder after she arrived on the scene.

on Thursday, February 16th 2006 at 7:41am, rik walker said:
our local radio station rang up lubbock texas, on the anniversary of the death of buddy holly, and got told...'gee we dont mark his death, here, we celebrate his birthday.... so i thought that was nice...

on Thursday, February 16th 2006 at 7:46am, crabalocka fishwife said:
he was the best, he tried to stop a war, maybe he succeeded. vietnam is a nice peaceful country now.